Christian Memes For Your Day Of Worship

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    Food - Yung Zoe @narcokitty404 imagine waking up for church every sunday when u could get an entire year of worship done in 1 serving Cavanagh Atar Bread cant-into it... it doesn't work like that...
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    Text - When you ask Jesus if he knows God. - Well, of course I know him. He's me.
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    Bearing - YOU KNOW YOU''RE A CHRISTIAN IF. YOU TOOKYOUR FIRST SHOT IN CHURCH
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    People - When you finish reading the Book of Matthew Oh hi Mark.
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    Facial expression - That's impossible! Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down,
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    Hair - When you've been at the church for 8 years and the greeter says, "hi, is it your first time?" @EpicChristianMemes
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    Brain - "un-christian" "heretic" %3D "SAIN'T"
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    Motor vehicle - ME: God, give me more patience GOD: @EMMANUEL0777
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    Text - WHO WOULD WIN? Death Himself One Holy Boi
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    Text - Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams [Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS {risen}: Not much, w- >
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    Text - catholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's GLI IRIA< WHEELF FONTUNE http://atom.smashertorg/wof/
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    Fictional character - PUT THAT SCRIPTURE BACK IN CONTEXT OR SO HELP ME! imaflip.com
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    Cartoon - Hey Israelites, I hope nobody is worshiping idols again. Don't move It cant see us Israelites? if we don't move @christ.memeistry
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    Text - dank_jesus_memes @dankjesusmemes1 Ladies, if he's - always traveling around with his boys - telling really sweet stories - a super wise teacher - turning water into wine - raising from the dead - forgiving your sins he's not your man, he's Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour 10:42 PM · 28 Nov 18
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    Text - When David got the news that Bathsheba's husband died @Deuteronomemes He's gone? miss him so much False. I do not miss him.
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    Text - Gina @ginadivittorio *creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let's work off that Angel 1: What if it could carry it's offspring with it for protection God: Okay that's kind of weak Sharon but we'll add it Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you God: There it is >
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    Text - Parent: We should pray before our meal Me: Okay Parent: You pray Me: Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
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    Helmet - When you see the Jewish hippie that you literally just crucified walking around talking to people
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    Cartoon - Egyptians: Why are you sprinkling blood on your doorposts? Jews: @PASTORHUMOR -lt's a surprise tool that will help us later
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    Text - Mormonger @Mormonger Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
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    Line art - Car stopped by police A problem, officer? Poue What's that bottle It's just water, officer But this is wine, sir Praise the lord & his miracles
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    White - Wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? Every time Jesus loves me ...I DO ONE PUSH-UP. फ्रा JESUS CHRIST. SHEN SOMIX
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    Text - Jesus checking if the Facebook photo has enough likes to save the sick child EZ2
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    Movie - Jesus and the disciples eating some grain on Sabbath The Pharisees: I see this as an absolute Sin
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    Poster - EVERYBODY GANGSTA 40k Inquisilionposung TIL THE CHURCH START WALKIN
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    Text - jules @cowboycasanovo i can noooooot stop thinking about this photo my uncle shared on FB with 100% unironic intent I Will Heal the Philippines wan rand the whole WORLD... AMEN!!!!
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    Adventure game - God confronting Cain: What're you tryin' to pull?" “Nothin'!" made with mematic
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    People - Children: Rain rain, go away Noah, who spent nearly 70 years, building the Ark:

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